I am ****ed up

-->(Note:I give you the freedom to choose any 4 letter word in place of ****)               

                              

 According to me **** is the only English word which could be used in any sentence. It could be used to express anger, satire, frustration, agony, happiness,aggression,excitement,love,despair, surprise, satisfaction or any ****ing feeling that exists in this universe. It could be used as a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, subject, object,adverb but most commonly used in gerund forms. A day goes incomplete without saying this word.There is such a worldly relief in saying ****.Its so soothing.

The ****ing alarm never fails to yank me from my ****ing multiple level dreams. I wake up early in the morning with no ****ing goals and no ****ing hopes, just to live another ****ing day. Throwing the ****ing blankets I move to the bathroom with a ****ing toothpaste and a ****ing toothbrush. My day gets ruined after reading the ****ing articles in the newspaper. These people never put any  good articles in the ****ing newspaper. Sipping the coffee,I read big ****ing text books and the topics are too beyond my head.

 It’s a ****ing 5 minutes walk to the bus stand from my home. Waiting for the bus is another ****ing thing. When I don’t find the window seat i always say “what the **** ?”.I take out my cell phone which every time shows the last battery point when I am in a good mood to listen some ****ing melodious songs. Its another ****ing 45 minutes journey to the college.A day in college is ****ing hectic.

Its early morning and I see one guy flirting with 10 girls.I say “this ****ing insane”. The ****ing lift is always in the top floor when I am in the ground floor and its in the ground floor when I am in the top floor.“What the ****”. There is a ****ing board in the lift which says only 15 people (some 16000 pax,I am not sure about the figures) are allowed at a time. I pity the lift as there are always ****ing 20 people in the lift.

When I return home,I look like a soldier who just  got ****ed up in a battle. I lay on the ****ing chair,counting the number of rotations made by the ****ing fan as if I am going to be paid for it.. I am ****ed up..

By SACHIN KUMAR