1)There was a slight(a small magnitude) earthquake when William Shakespeare was born.... why?
because earth was a sphere....
(if clueless,read this once again )
2)Which is sonam kapoor's favourite festival ?
Onam..
3)What do you call a black man drinking a black drink?
Coca cala..
4)Never have baji and chewing gum together.. you may become baji rao singham..
5)Which is the biggest ball?
global..
6)Please dont surf the net when people ask you for surf excel..
7)What do you call a cylinder shaped rice..?? A rolls ryce..
8)How are obama and osama different..??
Obama s articles are related to hiring and osama s articles are related to firing...
9)which is the best tv for people having eye related problems.?? zoom tv..
10)What are the different versions of hungama tv?? hunalpha tv and hunbeta tv...(actually a different version of zone 4 pj)
11)You blog and you are a blogger,You tweet and you are not a twitter..Finally!! you browse and you are not a browser...
12)Which male is known as the female of india???? its sardar vallabhai patel..
Solution: female=fe+male
=iron+man
=iron man of india..
so female of india=sardar vallabhai patel..
13)what do you call a pipe full of 3.14285.. Pied Piper....
14)Only Ladies worked in this company.... Can you guess the company name...
Its see-mens..
15)Express bus doesnt mean you can express yourself..
16)which is the most dangerous bay?? Bombay..
17) which singer is not afraid of mosquitos?
ricky martin...
18)Who runs a holy shop? Bishop..
19)The director said pack man.. He started playing pacman.. what A gamer...!!
20)Which is the most difficult programming language?? FORTRAN...It never stayed in a place..
21)99% of the men look down when you say "your zip is open"..
22)Tushaar kapoor will be remembered as ek tha kapoor..
23)What does a gay do..?
Desi boys... (read this slowly)
24)Years have been passed..But the inventor of the line "let it be X" is stil not known..People have raised questions "Why it should be X".. instead of finding the value of X..
25)Why did the teacher make sehwag stand in bench... Because sehwag broke sachins record!!
26)Which is the most difficult pseudocode..??
its su-do-ko...
27)Mr BEAN's favourite vegetable is
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Sorry guys.. I have no idea.. I ll get idea.. (and its definitely not beans)
