Warning: You must be stronger than a crocodile that can digest pure iron !!
1) He proposed her..She rejected him..He went into depression.. He went to a doctor.. He asked the doctor..!!! "Any problem???" Doctor said " LIVER".. The boy said sadly "Ok !! I will leave her"
2)As per the rules of cricket only 11 members are allowed to play in a team.. I dont no why Lacksman is allowed to play...
3)A boy started teasing a girl..Girl shouted "are you sick??".. The boy replied "yes i am sikh"..
4)how will you address adam gilchrist's wife?
madam gilchrist..
5)If oscar is given for movies,gavaskar should be given for cricket..
6)How did the teacher shout at DK BOSE when she found an error in his program?? bug bug d.k bose d.k. bose d.k. bose bug bug d.k bose d.k. bug....
7)Thank the internet gods for you dont have to cough instead of Log-IN or Sign-IN!!!!!
8)Eventhough Roy was leader of the class nobody obeyed him.. but one student did...Who was that one student ??? He was Oberoi..
9)In a ladies singing concert only 3 boys were allowed to sing at a time...Why????????? because when 3 sang,they became gayathri..
10)The most disgusting place for mechanical engineers-greece..
11)The dangerous path : agnee-path..
12)The best fort in this world is comfort..
13)Which is the most most commonly accepted "fault" ???
its bydefault...
14)Never sit in a rented car.. because you are sitting in current..
("50 amperes Jhatka laga kya")
15)When there is no cycle you Bi-cycle..
16)There was a 10 on 1 armwrestling match....Unfortunately or fortunately 10 people were not enough to defeat the lonely guy...... Why???? Because he was Neil armstrong..
17)Nokia hired Sam.. But fired him soon.. Why????
Coz Sam sung ericsson song..
18)Who was the first person to do MOON WALK..?
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Neil Armstrong( You forgot it !! shame )
19) What do you do when you find a small piece of tar in drinking water?????
You filter..
20)When all laughed and lived happily Raman cried.... Why....??
Beacause Raman was actually a Roman..
21)Ghana was against Anna hazare's principles.. so anna drank coffee.. Suddenly Ghanian people saluted him... why........???
Because he became kofi annan....
22)My achievement as an engineer-I put a small IC to a TITAN watch and it became titanic!! ( big achievement.. isnt it)
23)There was a race between Hussain Bolt and WWE star,Big Show..You ll be surprised to know that Big Show won the race.. Any guesses how..??
He wore a FAST TRACK watch..
24)Everyone stood during a round table conference while one person sat like a king..
Why...........??
Because he was the chair-man..
25)What did the boy apple say to the girl apple-pal pal teri yaad sateye oo Appal....
26)Which mobile company is known for its fastest growth ?
motorola..
