What do u call a charming girl from hyderabad ? .......................................................... charmy nari
When i tot nothing cud beat emotional athyachar .... they came up with ...ja chudail munni potty nanga sheila character dheela bose DK .... so what next ??
(18+ only) Why did the cashier run away ?
..................... because the customer said " u wan me to pay by cheque or cash_straight (castrate) ?"
Who from the music industry got debarred from college??
.......................................... R Debar man............... :P
Mary had a little lamb ~ little lamb ~ little lamb... mary had a little lamb ....and then she had desert
Why was mary rich ??....... coz .. mary had a little lamb-orgini
what do you call twin policemen ? .......................................................... COPies
what did frequency say when it was getting modulated ...?
..................................................................................." it Hertz "
how do u ask a retard to say NO ?? ..................................... u sing the song .... Na main samjha Na main jaana Jo bhi tumne Mujhse kaha hai Say-NO-retard
what do u call a pervert in the himalays......................? himalay pervert
how did the gay senior rag his junior ? ...... he started " Hey you !! ..... I am your Senior !!..........
and you are my senior-rita :* "
wat do u call twin brothers who ve inherited the same eyes .......................
eye-bros
Which surgeon makes u piss in your pants ...?
.................................... moothrvisurgeon
(mathematical pj) When i asked her bout my looks, she said I was Average… how Mean!
What do you call an excessively emotional tree ?
......................................Senti-ped
Which song would you sing to thank god for creating Jodie Foster ??
Rab ne bana di Jodieeee
if two flights were making out, what would one flight do to turn on the other ??
....................................... takeoff
was wondering how this kolaveri- Di became an instant hit ,
then google tells me that this Dhanush is Rajnikanth's son-in-law-u
Tweet: Dhanush with one #kolaveri vid has outdone the publicity SRK
managed to build over 3 months for Ra.One
"Are these players or artists ! we expect them to win , and they Draw the
match"..
What would you call Luke skywalker suffering from Blood cancer ??
.......................................................... Luke-mia skywalker
(Statutory Disclaimer : Blood Cancer is not a joke)
Which minister can be controlled by applying source voltage ??
...... Vs Acharya !
Someday if Batman got into cricket, what name would he be called by ?
............ Gotham Gambir
Why was the tourist very punctual ?
.......................Because he had two-wrist watches
When i tot nothing cud beat emotional athyachar .... they came up with ...ja chudail munni potty nanga sheila character dheela bose DK .... so what next ??
(18+ only) Why did the cashier run away ?
..................... because the customer said " u wan me to pay by cheque or cash_straight (castrate) ?"
Who from the music industry got debarred from college??
.......................................... R Debar man............... :P
Mary had a little lamb ~ little lamb ~ little lamb... mary had a little lamb ....and then she had desert
Why was mary rich ??....... coz .. mary had a little lamb-orgini
what do you call twin policemen ? .......................................................... COPies
what did frequency say when it was getting modulated ...?
..................................................................................." it Hertz "
how do u ask a retard to say NO ?? ..................................... u sing the song .... Na main samjha Na main jaana Jo bhi tumne Mujhse kaha hai Say-NO-retard
what do u call a pervert in the himalays......................? himalay pervert
how did the gay senior rag his junior ? ...... he started " Hey you !! ..... I am your Senior !!..........
and you are my senior-rita :* "
wat do u call twin brothers who ve inherited the same eyes .......................
eye-bros
Which surgeon makes u piss in your pants ...?
.................................... moothrvisurgeon
(mathematical pj) When i asked her bout my looks, she said I was Average… how Mean!
What do you call an excessively emotional tree ?
......................................Senti-ped
Which song would you sing to thank god for creating Jodie Foster ??
Rab ne bana di Jodieeee
if two flights were making out, what would one flight do to turn on the other ??
....................................... takeoff
was wondering how this kolaveri- Di became an instant hit ,
then google tells me that this Dhanush is Rajnikanth's son-in-law-u
Tweet: Dhanush with one #kolaveri vid has outdone the publicity SRK
managed to build over 3 months for Ra.One
"Are these players or artists ! we expect them to win , and they Draw the
match"..
What would you call Luke skywalker suffering from Blood cancer ??
.......................................................... Luke-mia skywalker
(Statutory Disclaimer : Blood Cancer is not a joke)
Which minister can be controlled by applying source voltage ??
...... Vs Acharya !
Someday if Batman got into cricket, what name would he be called by ?
............ Gotham Gambir
Why was the tourist very punctual ?
.......................Because he had two-wrist watches
moothrvisurgeon roflmao epic !!
Vintage Ganesh Kamath
dont you think there are epic faaaaaaaaaaail ganesh ????????????????
but i ll make u pass pedo;);););););););););)