My new sense
of humor makes nuisance of humor
India playin against tamilians ...... INDIA vs IYER-land
The 'Ramayan' which comes on cartoon n/w was written by Mickey mouse leaning against the wall .... (wall-mickey) ..... jai sri Ram!
What do u call Sharad Pawar riding a horse ......?
.................. horse-pawar
To err is human , to brrrr is coke
What did Bai tell Mallinga , when he asked a larger share of money frm Mumbai indians ...??
.................................... " Itna paisa mein , Itnaich MALINGA!"
Wat wud u call osama if he were good ?
................................. awesoma-Bin- laden
What do you call a person who scraps on ORKUT while in sky ?
.........................................................skyscraper
(ORKUT is a SN site... plz wiki )
If gayle impresses mallya at this rate.............mallya would end up replacing the kingfisher with nightinGAYLE
What do u call a prostitute from the grasslands
................................................... GHass-poos
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits… But ultimately she is mother,
and we should respect her!
It takes one Amitabh to sell a Diamond .. and 3 Abhisheks to sell … a
Sim
U have 206 bones in yor body unless u get a boner when u count
Some dude just gave me half of a peace sign.. weird
What did po (kung fu panda) say when he pee'd in his pants
.....................inner pisss inner pisss
Why was 6 scared of 7 ? coz, 7 ate 9
There wud be only night shows of the third part of shah rukhs Ra1... why ?
................................cos it'll be Ra3
I had 2 chocolates which i named as 'one' and 'two' .... reason behind being , if i eat one , m still left with two ........
India playin against tamilians ...... INDIA vs IYER-land
The 'Ramayan' which comes on cartoon n/w was written by Mickey mouse leaning against the wall .... (wall-mickey) ..... jai sri Ram!
What do u call Sharad Pawar riding a horse ......?
.................. horse-pawar
To err is human , to brrrr is coke
What did Bai tell Mallinga , when he asked a larger share of money frm Mumbai indians ...??
.................................... " Itna paisa mein , Itnaich MALINGA!"
Wat wud u call osama if he were good ?
................................. awesoma-Bin- laden
What do you call a person who scraps on ORKUT while in sky ?
.........................................................skyscraper
(ORKUT is a SN site... plz wiki )
If gayle impresses mallya at this rate.............mallya would end up replacing the kingfisher with nightinGAYLE
What do u call a prostitute from the grasslands
................................................... GHass-poos
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits… But ultimately she is mother,
and we should respect her!
It takes one Amitabh to sell a Diamond .. and 3 Abhisheks to sell … a
Sim
U have 206 bones in yor body unless u get a boner when u count
Some dude just gave me half of a peace sign.. weird
What did po (kung fu panda) say when he pee'd in his pants
.....................inner pisss inner pisss
Why was 6 scared of 7 ? coz, 7 ate 9
There wud be only night shows of the third part of shah rukhs Ra1... why ?
................................cos it'll be Ra3
I had 2 chocolates which i named as 'one' and 'two' .... reason behind being , if i eat one , m still left with two ........
wat r u left wid two ganesh???;);)