Zone-3

What happens when a LORRY (female) undergoes a genital reconstruction surgery .....???
 ...............................................it becomes .......... Scoda LAURA(male)





If your feet smell and your nose runs......you're built upside down





Amitabh -mere paas... rocket hai ,surr surr kaddi hai ,bidi pataki hai,chakri hai,lakshmi bumb hai, fountain hai ..........tumhare paas kya hai? HAIy. Shashi kapoor -mere paaaaas....maachis hai!






'M'tv can be written as empty[V]..................... ( isnt dat kewl )





Height of non violence: when sombody kicks you , feel like a jabulani





Go out today when it rains, with an open heart, and u wont get wet !!!
...becaaaause ....."dil CHATA hai"




Pamela in big boss told the contestants ," you SILLY indians " ....... so all started  asking her...... " SILLY-kaun ? SILLY-kaun ? " ..... embarrassed pamela left big boss and went 





When u marry pamela , u get her son free .......... why ???
 ..................... coz she is pamela and-her-son





Whats the compliment of SRI DEVI .....??? .................................the answers
TABU ... ..... Sri Devi did Chandni and Tabu did Chandni Bar




On treating a patient with severe dental problem , the disease got transferred
to the dentist :O.................. how ?? 
.......................................................................the patient had a bluetooth 





In paris ,where should u go if you wanna feel things
?..................................................................... to the " i-feel " tower 






A neutron goes to the bartender and asks ,how much for a drink ??...................the bartender says : for you , no CHARGE 






THIS IS CRUEL: 'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words.....






Every plant is a perfect square ..... cause is has a root 






On twitter, ppl follow each other ...if taken literally, how can you follow
someone whose following you ?