Aishwarya RAI s love triangle can be called as .."RAI-tangled triangle"
Why did the banana feel lonely ....................... cause he was "aKELA".............:D
Why did JACOB and EDWARD get diabetes ???
....................................... coz both were obsessed with "BELLA"
Height of racism in the movie lagan the song goes
" KALE megha KALE megha paani to barsaaooo "
How do you find out ones location of pissing ?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Using their " I PEE address "
Why would a DON wear a sari to get rid of his headache ..............kyon ki ..... sirdard keliye ..... sirf ek sariDON .......................................:D
When hens get LAID , they LAY eggs
Apple products start with 'I',
got a feeling its cause an apple had fallen on I-saac newton s head
How do u predict a prostitutes future ...??
....................................... by looking at her WHORoscope
Heard of a hot bitch ..........??? ......... its a hot dog without the sausage
Gender classification in india :
striLING , pulLING and bobby darLING
Which noodles did C.V Raman s mom give him cause of which he TOPped in class ????? .......................................................... TOP RAMAN
Why was the boy consistantly getting D grade in biology inspite of being good at it ?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cause he was bioDgradable
Pressing NUM lock and drinking BEER doesnt make u a mallu .............( no offence NAMBIARS)
Wonders who'd be vasco-da-gama s siblings
......................... vasco-da-alpha and vasco-da-beta
In which culture do they worship farmers ??................................................................................. agriculture
What happens if you leave two MALE crocodiles in a room for a week?? ..........................................................they turn into aliGAYtors
At workplace , none of the tasks assigned to Nandan Nilekani were done , why ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cause he is 'None-done' Nilekani
My friend's sister was angry. Her name was samina ... then he cheered her up ,you know how ??........ he sang for her " samina mina eh eh ,, akka akka eh eh
Why was kareena never afraid of getting pregnant ?
because she always had Saif sex
which is Al Pachino's favorite beverage ?
Cappu chino and frappe chino
when columbus got married , he discovered america ... when his wife left him he discovered 'Naughty america'
why the DON movie series was never complete...................because after DON7 sharukh DON8-ted everything he had
Which is Kapil Dev's favorite DOS game ? ............... Dangerous Dev
what is the opposite of Realize ?
.......................................................Fake eyes
why are white people better mathematicians ?
.................................. because black people don't count !
what movie would you make with 40 Angels ? ..............................
What would you call The HULK if he were weightless ?? ...................................
.................................Hulka ;)
Why did the banana feel lonely ....................... cause he was "aKELA".............:D
Why did JACOB and EDWARD get diabetes ???
....................................... coz both were obsessed with "BELLA"
Height of racism in the movie lagan the song goes
" KALE megha KALE megha paani to barsaaooo "
How do you find out ones location of pissing ?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Using their " I PEE address "
Why would a DON wear a sari to get rid of his headache ..............kyon ki ..... sirdard keliye ..... sirf ek sariDON .......................................:D
When hens get LAID , they LAY eggs
Apple products start with 'I',
got a feeling its cause an apple had fallen on I-saac newton s head
How do u predict a prostitutes future ...??
....................................... by looking at her WHORoscope
Heard of a hot bitch ..........??? ......... its a hot dog without the sausage
Gender classification in india :
striLING , pulLING and bobby darLING
Which noodles did C.V Raman s mom give him cause of which he TOPped in class ????? .......................................................... TOP RAMAN
Why was the boy consistantly getting D grade in biology inspite of being good at it ?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cause he was bioDgradable
Pressing NUM lock and drinking BEER doesnt make u a mallu .............( no offence NAMBIARS)
Wonders who'd be vasco-da-gama s siblings
......................... vasco-da-alpha and vasco-da-beta
In which culture do they worship farmers ??................................................................................. agriculture
What happens if you leave two MALE crocodiles in a room for a week?? ..........................................................they turn into aliGAYtors
At workplace , none of the tasks assigned to Nandan Nilekani were done , why ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cause he is 'None-done' Nilekani
My friend's sister was angry. Her name was samina ... then he cheered her up ,you know how ??........ he sang for her " samina mina eh eh ,, akka akka eh eh
Why was kareena never afraid of getting pregnant ?
because she always had Saif sex
which is Al Pachino's favorite beverage ?
Cappu chino and frappe chino
when columbus got married , he discovered america ... when his wife left him he discovered 'Naughty america'
why the DON movie series was never complete...................because after DON7 sharukh DON8-ted everything he had
Which is Kapil Dev's favorite DOS game ? ............... Dangerous Dev
what is the opposite of Realize ?
.......................................................Fake eyes
why are white people better mathematicians ?
.................................. because black people don't count !
what movie would you make with 40 Angels ? ..............................
What would you call The HULK if he were weightless ?? ...................................
.................................Hulka ;)
i like this zone compared to others :)