Friday, June 1, 2012

Facebook etiquettes

Facebook has become the second home forevery common man in this world.Facebook has affected the social life andactivity of people in various ways. I would like toshare some of the rules of etiquette in facebook.

RuleNo #1: Have agood, decent profile picture. Don’t upload passport size photos. This is not ajob applying site. Don’t be so professional at least here. There is LinkedInfor such fun loving people.
RuleNo #2: This oneis for guys. Don’t send friend requests to girls just because she smiled at youin a birthday party, a marriage function or any other place. [It’s a littledifficult to be within this rule. I have only 6 words for you-Rules are meantto be broken].
RuleNo #3: Don’t creategroups or pages with Hi-Fi names that die in two days. Even if you did, don’tadd random people to that group.
RuleNo #4: Don’t taganyone without their consent .Guys don’t have a problem with this because guyswant to be everywhere. Girls hate it when they are tagged in an ugly lookingphoto. Don’t hurt them and be a little careful about it.
RuleNo #5: Keep yourcomments meaningful and grammatically correct, short, simple. You might be anEnglish expert and that doesn’t mean you can use words like loquacious, efficacious, vaudeville, malign, impugn. I can’teven pronounce these words. Very less people will bother to know its meaning.
RuleNo #6: Don’tlike your own status unless it is a Nobel Prize winning status. Don’t beg forlikes with your friends. You don’t become a superstar on getting 100 likes.
RuleNo #7: Don’t be a troll. When a group is meant for discussing serious stuffs likeIndian politics, technology don’t upload videos, songs, childhood photos withno clothes, random clicks etc etc. People get pissed off.
Rule No #8: Whiledeveloping facebook, Mark Zuckerburg got bored and he found this ‘poke’. Pokingcan be fun. If you are 18+ never poke teachers, uncle, aunt or elderly peopleunless you are very close to them. That really doesn’t sound funny, seriously.
Rule No #9: Keep your biodata real [Even though only one person reads it, and that’s you, yourself].Itwill feel good when you occasionally visit your bio data .
Rule No #10: Go easy withupdates. Nobody wants to know what you had for the dinner, how many chickenpieces you ate, where you slept, the weather condition in your place, how yourpet animal fell ill etc etc. Know what your friends are likely to comment aboutbefore posting something.
Rule No #11: Don’t updateyour facebook status thousand times a day. It is really irritating. There istwitter for such normal people. 
Rule No #12: Don’t Unfriend, Block them. There are afew jerks, jobless people who show up on your wall every day, making scurrilous comments on your updates,posting nasty contents on your WALL, sending direct messages. It’s verydifficult to manage such people. The best way to get rid of these people is byblocking them. The problem with unfriending is users will be able to read yourupdates unless you maintain a highly customized profile.
 Go to settings-privacy settings and there youwill find block users option. Once you have blocked, that person can’t readyour updates, can’t search your profile in facebook. You are dead to each otherin facebook world. Later on, If everything goes fine with you people and youwish to break ties unblock that person and then send a friends request.
Rule No #13: When nothingis happening on your Wall, don’t just keep staring at the monitor. Logout fromfacebook. God has given you a life. See how beautiful life is. Go out for awalk. Read some good books. Spend time with your family. Come back.
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2 Responses so far.

  1. Anonymous says:

    it was not boring

  2. Anonymous says:

    oh thanks

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