Two-weets

Yes "tweets"... i cant find anything interesting that i can write about.. So i thought why not share some of my classic,phenomenal tweets..

Now tat u r a B.E graduate tell us wat u hav learnt and wat u are good at? Hmmm! Give me a text book and few important questions.ll show ya..

Graduation day speech-what a waste of papers.thank you..

Twitter-tum kya jano ek tweet ki keemath #facebook babu...

A fight between twins : Girl-you ugly.look at your face in the mirror.  

Finds a hot celebrity on tv. Next thing is go to google images:)...

We live in a male dominated society where 'male' rarely dominate...

By the expression of sunil narine its very difficult to make out whether #kkr lost or won. . . . . . . #ipl5 ...

Delhi dare devils without sehwag------> deccan chargers..

Lazy rule 100 : fuck the 99 rules..

Lazy rule 15 : if the phone is ringing and it is 3 feet away its a customer service centre call:)..

Boy-was 1.5 the answer for 6th question ? Girl-nope.. It was 1.49979559955!..

The worlds best batsman always wins against worlds best bowler..

Reporter-tumhara har movie flop kyun hotha ? Abhishek bachan- no idea. Reporter-get idea..

We live in a world where roaming costs !

very man is born with the power of concentration.. Imagine katrina kaif taking maths class in your college !

Dear wanna be singer.. Your concert is not in the bathroom..

Girls take up computer science engineering as it is a soft job:)..

Terms and conditions-ok i accept!

A dirty picture called bollywood..

The only cheerleader in the ground is billy bowden #ipl5 

#thatawkwardmoment when your girl friend finds your 2yr old naked photo hidden inside a album..

Ravi shastri-where do you go from here? Losing team captain-we are gonna party tonight.you might well join us!?! Ravi-stunned!!

They can hack your twitter password but not your thoughts..

Your life is over when there are 3 months left for the exam and you are studying like its gonna be the doomsday tomorrow..

Doing engineering just because everybody else are doing is #beingindian ..

Acting like a foreigner is being indian..

Dating back to 1000 B.C were they dating..

Being funny is the easiest way to impress a girl #thingslearntfromfriend ..

Padhai : Law-4 ghanta, mba-3 ghanta, medical-2 ghanta, bbm-1 ghanta.. engineering-ghanta padhai hoti hai..

World is a small place in #facebook ...

With age comes cleavage. please #pardonmylanguage ...

Hw can we expect every human in this world to be a staunch follower of sachin Wen lord jesus himself encountered opposition from people...

Man of the match award should be given to the worst player of the losing team:) ...

Studying trigonometry-plz. . Have i done any sin in my past life..

Computer related stuffs are so boring,where everything comes down to zeros and ones..

Irony is girls look for quality in boys and boys look for quantity in girls.

Even fuck says what the rajnikanth?

Its very easy to identify an indian in a group of people. You just gotta say 'please maintain silence'

Shaktimaan is poor mans iron man..

A pause is very important.. Telling main ab normal hoon and main abnormal hoon are totally different..

Indian #avengers-ghajini as hulk,ra one as Loki,krissh as captain america,g-one as thor,shaktimaan as-iron man..

Amir khan should call shahrukh khan to his show #satyamevajayate to share with the world how he was abused by the police men..

"10 Facebook Tips" install a automatic birthday wishing software..
 

Death is not in your hands,but the steering is definitely in your hands..

The itching sensation is very high when you are standing in a public place..

I was a good man till i found her..

Sonakshi-tappad se nahi,pyar se dar lagta hai.. 


Sachin-gayle se nahi,munaf se dar lagta hai...

You deserve a nobel prize if u r in a exam hall,tweeting about how th paper is instead of searching for answers in google!

Hw 25 boys r ready to help wen a girl is solving a problem in the blackboard & nobody gives a fuck wen a boy is doing sometng very complex.

What did the bridge whisper-lets break up !

Me-post a inspirational quote.. Nobody gives a fuck:) Mr popular-hi.whats up:) 150 likes,50 comments:) #facebook

People with 20000 tweets are from that country facing unemployment problems'

Sonia ji-ab manmohan singh ji ka khada hona mushkil hai :)

Life was easy when 69 was only a number:)

Its only in a lift we get promotions to higher levels in no time..

Some thoughts on geeks and nerds:) you are a geek if you can explain the story of #vickydonor to kids otherwise you are a nerd..

After watching #dirtypicture people have become more open:) is it the vidya balan effect ?

The only reason why sachin tendulkar was nominated to RS is- he ll not play games in politics:)

The silent person in the class is always blamed:) #truth

Death of bowlers in death overs #ipl5

Irony is - its the bachelors who crack husband jokes in twitter..

one of the most attractive figures- 3 6 2 4 3 6 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . in ipl matches.

when gayle is batting please set the fielders outside the stadium #ipl5

Define Poor man-In no cent..

There is an end for everything in our life:) but there is no end for a circle...

                                                                          

      

                                                                 -SACHIN KUMAR